After the last incident at the Bread Box Bakery, Betty had spent some time in The County Crate. Her parents and relatives have come up with the large sum of  $3,339,375 to bail her out after the Police complained her howling was keeping everyone up at night. No sooner had she set paw on the ground, she started trouble. As Mr. and Mrs. Cat, in Laundry Room County, had sat down for dinner, Betty, smelling food smashed into their home and ate the two bowls of cat food leaving nothing but the two hungry cats. Seeing that she couldn’t eat them too, Betty sniffed out their litter box and ate its contents. She then threw up on the Cat’s rug. While Betty took her nap on their expensive new couch Mr. Cat called the police. With them Bettys parents came too. “I was thoroughly shocked when I saw what she had done to the Cats residence” said Betty’s mother.  “It is most unsettling to know that after just getting bailed from the County Crate she is going right back behind bars.” Soon after the investigation Betty was escorted back to The Crate.

Here is a past charge against Betty that the court has decided to drop. Several witnesses have come forward to say they have seen Betty during Puppy Reform Classes attack fellow students and disobey direct orders from her teacher. One example of this is when Betty was given a “Sit Stay” command during class. One of her fellow students, Tucker Fido, made a small face at Betty. Betty viciously attacked Tucker and a terrible fight began. It seems Betty will never be a kind citizen despite all her parents’ efforts and money!!! To hear more about Betty, look in your next issue of…. The Catholic Homeschool Post.